At Bad Movie Towers we’ve decided to give each movie a rating. This wasn’t originally planned for this site but things change. The ratings are not for anything more than how enjoyable the film is. The acting could be dreadful. The director couldn’t direct someone out of a paper bag but the film could get a 5 toxic waste score because it was just so enjoyably dreadful.
They don’t relate to anything that’s going on in the film but ow much fun the watchers have had whist suffering through it.
|What it means
|Why are we still watching this. I need to gouge my eyes out with a spoon
|It’s not that bad. It just makes everyone go Meh! Then carry on watching the trash
|“This is the BESTEST movie in the world evar!” It’s just something about the film that just keeps dragging you deeper and deeper into the depths of whatever the heck is going on.